earthnation:

the taste in my mouth after naps is gross

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

paging-doctorfaggot:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

unenergetic:

I want to have a marriage like this holy shit

framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

gobfunke:

lundibix:

This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to

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did-you-kno:

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